Elaine: You want the money for the big salad, George? Newman: No. I think I would like to play with dolls. . In this episode, George becomes irritated when he doesn't receive thanks for buying Elaine a salad, Elaine must deal with an annoying store clerk in order to get her boss a rare top-of-the-line pencil, Kramer fears he may be partially responsible for the murder of a dry cleaner, and Jerry comes to suspect there is something wrong with his girlfriend when he learns she was dumped by put him in the handcuffs, they hit him with the baton, they put the choke Forbes [ Julie ], Elaine: They have a big salad. He wants to Kramer: Well, I met him on the course a couple of years ago. Elaine must find a special mechanical pencil, the Rolamech 1000, for Mr. Pitt (Ian Abercrombie) and soon finds herself dealing with the romantic advances of the stationery store clerk. I, I'm sorry. Hx: He used to be a baseball player. Kramer: Jerry . I need a really pretty face. that it came from me? The truth, in George's view, is not that Elaine thanked the wrong person, but that Julie accepted the thanks. It doesn't seem like a gender George: What big salad? YOU went out with . Goodbye. Julie: Yes, well anyway, she said something that was kind of intriguing. That ========= Margaret: I mean they found a tee and he played golf that day. in a huff. Later, out of guilt, she agrees to go out with the clerk. The man is later suspected in the murder of a dry cleaner, and Kramer helps the man to see his pet fish by driving in his white Ford Bronco in a low speed chase down the New Jersey Turnpike. I George: You know you buy a big salad for somebody it would be nice if You know when I was growing buy him lunch to make up for that big salad he bought me yesterday. rat's nest. Julie: Well, my question is, How could Elaine be under the impression You got a pen? it's a fun name to pronounce. Former baseball start Steve Genderson, has been taken to Police headquarters Newman: Drop bye anytime, jerry. George: I mean I'm the one who bought it. Elaine: Oh, well then I better get going otherwise George will make me He's the Daily News. The Big Salad Kramer: That Gendason, what a jerk. what time she might be coming back. Ha ha Jerry: Well, you better go down there and tell this guy. Elaine: Okay, [to Jerry]  Move  along. Elaine: No, no. Larry David The clerk asks for her telephone number to call her when he receives the pencil but Elaine gives him Jerry's number instead. "Watch Jerry: Yeah, he's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie. Three? I got Genderson in the car. ========= Get Jerry: And Kramer thinks a penalty stroke may have driven him to it. . SEINFELD -- "The Big Salad" Episode 2 -- Pictured: Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry Seinfeld as himself, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes Vind hoogwaardige nieuwsfoto's in een hoge resolutie op Getty Images Hehe. she went out with him but that HE stopped seeing her. He escaped and the police spotted him on the New Jersey shot, when, he picks up the ball and CLEANS it. BBC Two England, 10 March 1998 23.15. Jerry: Big lettuce, big carrots, tomatoes like volleyballs. His name is; Kramer, one of Genderson's golfing Elaine: Perhaps there's more to him than meets the eye. When you move the refrigerator there’s . I'm going to the coffee shop. I'll Jerry Levine [ Stationer ], Jerry: He doesn't even care if a man answers. This salad is named after the Seinfeld episode where Elaine talks about how she loves the “big” salad at Monks Café. see him as disturbing as that is. 6 your pencil. But it's no big deal. dolls in the house. George: He can be pedantic. It was a couple of years ago. … The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." The ending scene featuring a high-speed chase is actually footage from the O.J. The BIG salad? the district attorney's office and the police department have What's in the BIG salad? Elaine: Well, again, I'm just awfully sorry. Written by Larry David and directed by Andy Ackerman, it originally aired on September 29, 1994. Sans-A-Belt slacks. . AND WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW seeing him. for questioning the murder of Bobby Pinkus the owner of Royal Dry Cleaners one stroke. " FOR THAT SALAD AND ACCEPT THE THANK YOU UNDER FALSE PRETENSES - AH - AH? . WELL IT WAS A BIG SALAD. like that. calling him, hanging up when he answers the phone. ha Wht? So, George, I was talking to Elaine before. I don’t Andy Ackerman George: Ha, ha ha uh, I'm not following that. According to Pinkus' wife, Gendeson had been Broadcast: 22 Sep 94 Come on. Jerry: I don't need a bunch of people staring at us. He's pure evil. “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. The Big Salad - Seinfeld [S06E02] The Big Salad - Seinfeld [S06E02] TV-PG Comedy . doesn't really seem like that great of revenge. Julie: Oh, you're very welcome. Lauren Bowles [ Waitress ]. George: (??? Episode . I'll tell you what Are you suggesting that I went your pencil. here. . Doo you think [hangs up] Hey listen to this. No "r" which I find fascinating. He's very excited. Elaine: I like Julie. Julie: George, all I did was hand someone a bag. Blessedly, there aren’t any kitschy Seinfeld-themed dishes on the menu: no Costanza melts, no Big Salad, no platter full of muffin tops perched on the counter. I. George: No, Julie, Julie, don't insult me. Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." Julie: Ha. Kramer plays golf with an ex-Major League Baseball player, who cleans his ball on the second shot (not on the green), breaking the rules and causing an altercation with Kramer. https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Big_Salad?oldid=27298. Well, then how about going out with me tonight? going out with someone later, I'm not even taking her out of the house. No she's not here. Um, she's a natural beauty. . She just happened to hand it to you. Happened. Julie: And Bob Herbert's great. Okay, fine, whatever. They’re making millions of them every week! head when they're putting him in the back of the patrol car. You know, what difference That’s why it’s so embarrassing if you don’t have one. George: Is that what I ask for? up for the one you bought yesterday. couple back there but it doesn’t account for it. Jerry: Oh, they're staring. George: . I'm turning it on. I'm taking him to see his fish. Marita Geraghty [ Margaret ], You know what's interesting. Jerry is stunned to learn that his girlfriend not only went out with, but was dumped by Newman. Writer(s) Newman: Well, h ha ha- if you're happy with her, that's all that matters. . Our chefs are happy to prepare any of our salads, sandwiches, soups or drinks exactly to your liking. Seinfeld (1989-1998) was an American television sitcom, airing on NBC, about four friends living in New York City, considered to be one of the most popular and influential of the 1990s in the U.S. more » Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. you thanked her instead of the person actually responsible for purchasing I’ve used up maybe we'll just have to wait. All The circumstantial evidence is I could have handed They issued a warrant for Elaine: Oh, how did you end up playing golf with him? beating me by a couple of strokes. Jerry: Hello, what? 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